{"product_id":"kernel-korn","title":"Kernel Korn","description":"\u003cp\u003eThanksgiving dinner has spent years sitting quietly on the table waiting to be eaten.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot anymore.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCorporal Kernel is the \u003cstrong\u003eleader of the Food Fight revolution\u003c\/strong\u003e, and he takes that responsibility VERY seriously. His mission is simple: rally the Thanksgiving table, defend his fellow side dishes, and make sure \u003cstrong\u003enobody becomes dinner without a fight.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🌽🪖\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd naturally, when you're a piece of corn leading a revolution, your weapon of choice has to be a \u003cstrong\u003egiant corn holder.\u003c\/strong\u003e😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"djfC6W_root f3oaWa_shared f3oaWa_weightMedium f3oaWa_sizeLg _9aUt0a_colorContentRegularDefault IsQm8a_shared\"\u003e⚔️ READY FOR BATTLE!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCorporal Kernel comes armed with his oversized \u003cstrong\u003ecorn-holder staff\u003c\/strong\u003e, which is a \u003cstrong\u003eseparate piece\u003c\/strong\u003e, so you can display him ready for battle or standing on his own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEither way, he looks like he's about three seconds away from declaring war on whoever brought the butter. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd remember…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCorporal Kernel is only the FIRST member of the Food Fight.\u003c\/strong\u003e 👀\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted from Space Monkey's Animals with Attitude collection.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68108826640748,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1026\/8996\/4396\/files\/kernelcorn.png?v=1794103961","url":"https:\/\/dragon-3d-prints.myshopify.com\/products\/kernel-korn","provider":"Dragon 3D Prints","version":"1.0","type":"link"}